Application To date with my Daughter :)

Dear young Boy,u need to fillup this form before you having a date with my daughter. :)

1) Name : .............................................. (full name,not ur famous name)
2) Age : .................................................. ( be honest with ur age!)
3) D.o.B : ................................................ ( make sure its same with ur age)
4) Home Address :..................................( permanent address!!)
5) Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent? YES ( ) NO ( )
6) How many siblings you have : ............................
7) Currently staying with? ...............................
8) Number of years parents married:..........................................
9) Do you have any piercing? ear ( ) mouth ( ) nose ( ) eyebrow ( ) tounge ( ) others :...............
10) Do you have been takes any drugs before? YES ( ) NO ( )
11) Do you smoke? YES ( ) NO ( )


ANSWER THESE SEMI-CONFIDENTIAL QUESTIONS BY FILLING IN THE BLANKS.

"If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded is _________________________________________________________________________
"If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my ______________ _________________________________________________________________________
"A woman’s place is in the ______________________________________________
"The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is _________ _________________________________________________________________________
"When I first meet a girl, the thing I notice about her is ______________ _________________________________________________________________________


I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE, UNDER THE PENALTY OF A SLOW DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, SOLDIER ANT TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS DRIPPING WATER TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION.

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SIGNATURE (That means your name, moron!)

Thank you for your interest in my daughter. Please allow four to six years for processing. Don’t call us, we’ll call you. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Do not try to call or write (since you probably can’t, anyway). Any attempt to make contact might cause you injury. If your application is rejected, two gentlemen with violin cases and cement shoes will notify you – one size fits all.