PART 1:PERSONAL PROFILE
- How many sexual partners have you had, and do any of them have your
phone number,BBM,FB emails?
- Describe your family in detail.
- Describe your job.
- Do you like animals? What kind?
- What is your favorite type of food? Extra points for Nasi Ayam... that is my favorite.
- What kind of date place do you prefer?
- Can you be romantic?
- Do you expect sex on the first date? If so, many points will be deducted.
- What is your favorite color?
- Do you write in all caps, lower case, or a combination of the two?
- What is your favorite book?
PART 2:TERMS, CONDITIONS, EXPECTATIONS & REQUIREMENTS
- You must respect me at all times.
- No degrading behavior toward females.
- Eat what I cook.
- You must enjoy cleaning, because I am.
- Be nice to your mom and my mom.
- Enjoy washing and waxing my car.
- Take me on a rail cruise and to vineyards.
- Appreciate and talk to my friends.
- Be passionate about music that doesn't suck (no BackStreet Boys).
- Be able to dress well without my assistance.
- Be able to explain football rules to me.
- Like the colors red,black and blue.
- Make up songs and sing them to me.
- Take care of me when I'm sick.
- Appreciate the way i look.
- Maintain an exceptionally clean mouth.
- Give back rubs, and hand/foot massage
- Must be able to accept that I am a bed & cover hog.
- Like to read.
- Play with my hair.
- Enjoy and understand cameras, and let me photograph you.
- Surprise me.
- Drive fast with just a hint of occasional road rage.
- Appreciate art.
- Like roller coasters, swimming & drinking pickle juice.
- Have great organizational skills, because mine aren't that fine-tuned.
- No affairs.
- Meet the approval of my best friend prior to first date (an interview with her may be necessary - this is a rigorous test).
- Carry my lipstick, ID & money when we go out so I don't have to carry a purse.
- Have good communication skills, and enjoy talking about nonsense.
- Enjoy movies.
- Have cool friends.
- Like spicy food.
- Think I am still cool, even when I'm not being cool.
- Do not lie to me ever.
- Make me laugh. A lot.
- Be willing to purchase tampons, if in an emergency situation.
- Like to camp and go to the beach.
- Think Harry Potter is a great wizard.
- Understand that the volume on all stereos must only be set on an even number, or a number divisible by 5.
- Have attractive and properly moisturized hands.
PLEASE SIGN AND DATE CONTRACT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR APPLICATION.